Our little sleepwalker
As he woke up this morning, he found that the Tooth Fairy had left him a whole dollar for the two teeth he had left out!
When Adrienne inquired about last night,
Adrienne: Do you remember getting up in the night?
Ezra: Yes.
Adrienne: Did you need to go to the bathroom?
Ezra: Yes.
Adrienne: Why did you go all the way to the kitchen?
Ezra: ... I don't know.
Adrienne: Did you go to the bathroom?
Ezra: No.
Adrienne: Do you remember being in mommy and daddy's room?
Ezra: Yes. And then the Tooth Fairy took me back to my room.
Adrienne: So why did you go to the kitchen?
Ezra: The Tooth Fairy brought me there. Snap! We're in the kitchen. And then, Snap! We're in the living room. And then, Snap! We're in your bedroom.
Adrienne: The Tooth Fairy?
Ezra: Yeah. Or maybe a burgler. Or vampire. Or mummy... (etc.) Maybe it was just all a mystery!
Adrienne: So you don't remember seeing daddy?
Ezra: No, it was the Tooth Fairy.
Adrienne: Are you sure it wasn't daddy?
Ezra: No, it was the Tooth Fairy.
Adrienne: So you didn't see daddy last night?
Ezra: No.
So then tonight, when we heard him get up and stomp around, I went back up to investigate.... He was just pooping; nothing spectacular.

